Mthuli Ncube Drops Shocker…Claims Prices Will Start Falling In July

In a rather surprising development, Finance Minister Mthuli Ncube has claimed that the price of basic commodities will start falling next month despite the spate of price increases which have seen most goods skyrocketing. The Herald reports that Mthuli said this a pre-recorded Governors’ Statement released here during the 54th Meeting of the Boards of … Read full post here

Thigh Vendors Up In Arms Against Married Women Offering Se_xual Services To Makorokoza, Accuse Them Of Causing Drop In Price

A war of words is reported to have erupted in the Midlands Province between professed thigh vendors and desperate married women who have resorted to offering se_xual services to artisanal miners (amakorokoza) in a bid to make ends meet as the economy takes its toll. The thigh vendors are not amused by the encroachment on … Read full post here

Zimbabweans React As Mnangagwa Drops Bomb Of New Currency By December

Today President Emmerson Mnangagwa dropped a bombshell when he announced that the country will have its own currency by December of this year. Unsurprisingly, this elicited mixed feelings from Zimbabwe who remember the hellish days of 2007-2008. Below are some of the responses to the announcement. 27 May 2019:[Mthuli Ncube] I never said we shall … Read full post here

Official & Black Market Exchange Rates – 05 June 2019… Rate Breaches $8 ( Last Updated, June 05, 2019) 100   USD   =   820.0   RTGS (720.0%) 100   USD   =   735.0   Bond (635.0%) 100   USD   =   978.0   RTGS (878.0%) (Old Mutual Implied Rate) 100   USD    =   1465   South African Rand (ZAR) 100   Bond  =   130.0  RTGS ( … Read full post here